Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal CrewneckTHE STORY Poor little Kevin McCallister. His cheapskate uncle ridicules him, his brother threatens to feed him to his tarantula and his sister even claims that hes what the French call "Les Incomptents." His parents then go off to Paris leaving him home alone on the most boring street in the whole United States of America. He makes the best of the situation though by getting some sledding down his cathedral staircase, going through all of Buzz's